Here’s Why I Can’t Date You.
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2 min readMar 23
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- I would have to put on pants and leave the house.
- I don’t really want you to know where I live, and I don’t want to go to your place in case you’re a murderer, so that just leaves hotels, and do you know how much bacteria is in a hotel curtain?
- My cat would be really upset if I came home late.
- I would miss watching reruns of King of the Hill. On Hulu.
