How Do New Yorkers Do That?

Appreciation as one-liners.

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How do New Yorkers do that?

Wake up right before their stop while napping on the train—know the subway they need without looking at a map, know the perfect way to sidestep a stranger?

How do New Yorkers do that?

Hate themselves, but hate everyone else more?




Stories that cause “concern.” Feminism. Satire. Humor. Misc.

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