I Don’t Have to Repopulate the Earth.

In the event of the End of Days.

Lisa Martens
Jun 20 · 3 min read
Photo by Mohamed Nohassi on Unsplash

“So if like, the world ends. Zombies. Whatever. What kind of guy would you want to help you survive?”

“Bold of you to assume I would want to survive. I think I’d jump off the top floor of my apartment building. Just…swan dive so no zombies could eat my brains.”