I’ll Just Say It: Crypto Bros Age Horribly

Good thing they wanna be sugar daddies

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Okay, I’ll concede that crypto bros (probably?) have more money than I do. That’s fine. Being rich has never been my goal as a Philosophy and Creative Writing major.

But can I just say: Crypto bros age horribly. They’re usually no older than 35, but they look like they’ve weathered a zombie apocalypse.