let’s have sex lol

A real message I received on Tinder.

Photo by Tai’s Captures on Unsplash

I was talking to a man on Tinder. It was all right. You know, your usual conversation. I was actually considering going on a date with him.

I began to ask questions about social distancing and if he had any Covid-19 symptoms. He didn’t reply. Then he hit me with this fantastic message:

let’s have sex lol




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