“My Ancestors Gave Me Advice.”

Thanks, I hate it.

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“So, I did that ceremony.”

“How was it?”

“Basically, we had to starve ourselves and get high until we had a breakthrough.”

“Who was leading it? A shaman?”

“Uh…some white chick with feathers in her hair and a bunch of brass bowls.”