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Period Horny Versus Ovulation Horny
Period horny: Greek goddess seeking victims
Ovulation horny: Longing wife waiting in a tower for her soldier to come home (while brushing hair)
Period horny: Villain keeping the hero chained to a radiator in a basement (without a shirt on)
Ovulation horny: Going on a magic carpet ride while playing with rose petals
Period horny: Whatever Meg was doing in the majority of Hercules
Ovulation horny: That one scene where she’s singing and longingly gazing at a statue.
Period horny: Is knife stuff really that crazy?
Ovulation horny: Need more pillows. 46 are not enough.
Period horny: Enemies to lovers, Cold War spy standoff, double-double crosses
Ovulation horny: Going to a peace summit together to rationally and legally change the world
Period horny: New York City, a party you had to send a photo of yourself ahead of time just to get in, where they’re roleplaying sex scenes from books on a dirty makeshift stage
Ovulation horny: Tropical beach (but somehow the sand all stays away, and it’s not too hot, and you could swear a mother turtle looked at you and nodded in approval of your lovemaking)
