Sexy Text Versus Marketing Email

Is this a booty call or are you selling something?

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I normally don’t do this…but this offer is running out. I just wanted to make sure you saw this.

I won’t be able to do this much longer. I really would like to keep this opportunity open, but…

I swear, I only send this to really special people. You’re one of like, only…

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