Tech Free Fall.
We’re all applying for the same jobs; little circles over profiles.
But we make more money creating content about applying for jobs. Hundreds of applications and we’re told to use AI, and they evaluate us using AI, and try to replace us with AI.
They can’t yet, not entirely, and it makes them so mad. But at least the big tech bros have dropped the facade — Most of them were never liberal disrupters; they bleed their “contractors” dry; they just wanted more women of color learning to code so they could pay us less.
They confused being young with being liberal, and now that they’re getting older, the lizard eyes are blinking underneath Ozempic skin. They microdose and return to earth with renewed self-assurance: They are the good guys.
Maybe it’s hard — you’ve already got years of experience. You’re not entry-level. You want a comfy mid-level job. But the whole reason they wanted so many applicants was so they could give you shit.
I think the white dudes who invented these jobs already got all that cheese.
But you now what — I am, really, glad they’re showing their true colors. They were never going to save the world — They were always egomaniacs. They’d rather leave us on a dying planet, and if we saved it during their absence, they’d come right back and do it again.
