“You’re a Mental Health Hire!”

Congratulations, and I’m sorry.

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“You’re on the team! Or as we like to call it: A fundatory family. You’re what we like to call a ‘mental health hire.’”

“Really? What is that?”

“Well, you listen to all the complaints people have…and that makes them better at their jobs, because they get it off their chest.”




Stories that cause “concern.” Feminism. Satire. Humor. Misc.

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