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by Lisa Martens. Feminist, mixed, opinionated. The kinds of stories that make people on my friends list wonder if I’m deranged.

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  • THE WITCH OF SANTA TERESA
  • Dating
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  • I’m A Really Sexy Woman Who Will No Longer Be Fucking Cis Men

    I’m A Really Sexy Woman Who Will No Longer Be Fucking Cis Men

    I mean, why bother, really?
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    Lisa Martens
    Jun 24
    Why Did So Many People Learn That Feeling Unsafe Makes You Stronger?

    Why Did So Many People Learn That Feeling Unsafe Makes You Stronger?

    I’ve spent my adulthood teaching myself safety.
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    Lisa Martens
    Jun 23
    I Refuse To Do Zoom Video Meetings

    I Refuse To Do Zoom Video Meetings

    The fuck is wrong with a phone call? Or just audio?
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    Jun 23
    She Was 30 When She Realized She Wasn’t Blonde.

    She Was 30 When She Realized She Wasn’t Blonde.

    During a hair appointment, her world came down.
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    Lisa Martens
    Jun 21
    “Have Fun Being Poor.” “I Will.”

    “Have Fun Being Poor.” “I Will.”

    Responses to Bitcoin Bros.
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    Lisa Martens
    Jun 17
    I Never Thought I’d Say This, But Maybe There Are Some Benefits To In-Person Working?

    I Never Thought I’d Say This, But Maybe There Are Some Benefits To In-Person Working?

    Not enough to give up remote, of course.
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    Lisa Martens
    Jun 15
    Who Cares If Someone Steals Your Idea?

    Who Cares If Someone Steals Your Idea?

    Something I learned from developers.
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    Lisa Martens
    Jun 13
    I Have 7 Sources Of Income And I’m Still Stressed.

    I Have 7 Sources Of Income And I’m Still Stressed.

    I like freelancing, but let’s not pretend it’s less stressful than a regular job.
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    Lisa Martens
    Jun 9
    Folks Are Laughing At The Concept Of Employment

    Folks Are Laughing At The Concept Of Employment

    And Machiavellian bosses will hate the reason why.
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    Lisa Martens
    Jun 7
    So What Is Clickbait?

    So What Is Clickbait?

    This word is thrown around as an insult. But what even is clickbait?
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    Lisa Martens
    Jun 7
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