by Lisa Martens. Feminist, mixed, opinionated. The kinds of stories that make people on my friends list wonder if I’m deranged.
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You Gotta Be Understanding, He Doesn’t Want———
You Gotta Be Understanding, He Doesn’t Want———
You gotta be understanding, he doesn’t want dark children. He’s dark himself, so he needs a lighter wife.
Passport Bros Hate When Foreign Women Have Goals.
Passport Bros Hate When Foreign Women Have Goals.
In a video I created on TikTok, I talk about Passport Bros coming to Costa Rica to find girlfriends.
The Most Unexpected Part Of TikTok: Teenage boys??
The Most Unexpected Part Of TikTok: Teenage boys??
Photo by Nik on Unsplash
These Sexist Men Wouldn’t Want Their Daughters Dating Them
These Sexist Men Wouldn’t Want Their Daughters Dating Them
Nothing will turn these guys liberal faster than a man asking their mom, “So, what do you bring to the table?” Nothing will turn these guys…
Is There A Real-World Disadvantage To Growing Up Liberal?
Is There A Real-World Disadvantage To Growing Up Liberal?
We are all familiar with stories of children coming from conservative backgrounds experiencing hardship because they cannot be who they…
Give Me Time Before Telling Me To Make Lemonade.
Give Me Time Before Telling Me To Make Lemonade.
Give me time to ice the side of my head, to check my teeth, to get tested. Give me time to dress my wounds before asking me to make…
Hurry Up And Appreciate Creatives.
Hurry Up And Appreciate Creatives.
It’s finally happened…twice. Jobs I had “lost” to AI and ChatGPT have returned to me. As I deeply suspected they would.
Burning Man Attendees.
Burning Man Attendees.
I know you’re wondering why so many people are leaving nasty comments as you wade through mud — Maybe you consider yourselves…
It’s sad to stop admiring men.
It’s sad to stop admiring men.
It’s sad to stop admiring men—the guy in high school you had a crush on who would go on to coerce multiple women to carry his babies, the…
Don’t Speak Up, Mama.
Don’t Speak Up, Mama.
Shh…don’t speak up, mama. Just show the good times, the cute times. Don’t let them know he cheated, he lied. Don’t let them know that he…
That Would Make Me So Happy
That Would Make Me So Happy
Could you save a seat for me? That would make me happy.
Are there any lessons from the 7? 10?baby mamas and the “Random Man From Atlanta”?
Are there any lessons from the 7? 10?baby mamas and the “Random Man From Atlanta”?
23-year-old Morgan Bailey is one of 7 by some accounts…10 by others…or more…women who have one man’s baby. Bailey only ever referred to him…
Questions I Have For Billy McFarland’s Second Fyre Festival
Questions I Have For Billy McFarland’s Second Fyre Festival
Tickets for Billy McFarland’s second attempt at the Fyre Festival are on sale for a minimum of $499. Apparently, he’s bringing the festival…
This Passport Bro Couldn’t Pay A $100 Flight Change Fee
This Passport Bro Couldn’t Pay A $100 Flight Change Fee
And asked a local Dominican woman for help?
You Can’t Say You’re A 10
You Can’t Say You’re A 10
You can’t say you’re a 10. He will look you up and down, and wrinkle his nose, and start to list imperfections.
“You Should Want My Genius Kids To Live”
“You Should Want My Genius Kids To Live”
Inspired by the rich dude with a breeding kink
A History Of My Orgasms (On Female Orgasm Day)
A History Of My Orgasms (On Female Orgasm Day)
Today is Female Orgasm Day, so I thought I would talk about the history of mine.
“We Don’t Discriminate. It’s Just That No Humans Can Do This Job.”
“We Don’t Discriminate. It’s Just That No Humans Can Do This Job.”
The Human Resources of the Future
Men Who Can’t Stand When Women Are Complimented
Men Who Can’t Stand When Women Are Complimented
I love social media for giving women a place to discuss red flags…so you can move on quickly. I love that watching the Barbie movie has…
The Horrible Expectation To Improve
The Horrible Expectation To Improve
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