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by Lisa Martens. Feminist, mixed, opinionated. The kinds of stories that make people on my friends list wonder if I’m deranged.
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You’re A Scary Loving Man.
You’re A Scary Loving Man.
Inspired by the Huberman accusations and my own experiences.
Lisa Martens
Mar 30
A MAGA Relative Wants To Retire In Latin America
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You Think Your Mania Is A Gift From God.
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I Lost My Neutral Attractiveness
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“You Can Do What You Want In Life, But It’s Going To Be Impossibly Hard”
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You’re not allowed to just want his body.
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When turning your pain into money…
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An earnest question for Taylor Swift.
An earnest question for Taylor Swift.
Photo by Rosa Rafael on Unsplash
Lisa Martens
Apr 24
She fell out of love watching him pile meat and toilet paper into his truck.
She fell out of love watching him pile meat and toilet paper into his truck.
Photo by visuals on Unsplash
Lisa Martens
Apr 23
What won’t the bear do?
What won’t the bear do?
It just doesn’t make sense. Why would anyone pick being alone with a bear in the woods?
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Apr 21
I was just permanently banned from TikTok.
I was just permanently banned from TikTok.
Cool cool.
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Apr 19
She eats a bit of mango even though she’s allergic.
She eats a bit of mango even though she’s allergic.
Photo by JACQUELINE BRANDWAYN on Unsplash
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Apr 18
Your Doordasher Could Be An Old Man Struggling Up The Stairs.
Your Doordasher Could Be An Old Man Struggling Up The Stairs.
Success is broken.
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Apr 18
Defending The American Eclipse Apocalypse
Defending The American Eclipse Apocalypse
My semi-viral TikTok about the end of the world.
Lisa Martens
Apr 10
I’m not going to have kids just because Bill Gates doesn’t want me to.
I’m not going to have kids just because Bill Gates doesn’t want me to.
Childfree women have to hear a lot of BS…hell, even women with kids who support choice have to hear a lot of BS.
Lisa Martens
Apr 7
“The men are going to look anyway.”
“The men are going to look anyway.”
Photo by Olivia Bauso on Unsplash
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Apr 6
There’s No Proof Of What They Did To You.
There’s No Proof Of What They Did To You.
On self-validation and moving on.
Lisa Martens
Mar 24
This Mother And Daughter Will Never Get Along.
This Mother And Daughter Will Never Get Along.
Photo by guille pozzi on Unsplash
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Mar 22
Is It Wrong To Fall Out Of Love With Him?
Is It Wrong To Fall Out Of Love With Him?
Does it mean I never loved him?
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Mar 21
Are Americans Entitled To Untouched Foreign Lands?
Are Americans Entitled To Untouched Foreign Lands?
A story of a Jaco Starbucks.
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Mar 17
His Personality Is Hating What Women Like.
His Personality Is Hating What Women Like.
The modern troll.
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Mar 14
You’re allowed to be creative.
You’re allowed to be creative.
Photo by Dragos Gontariu on Unsplash
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Mar 12
A male humanoid robot touched a reporter’s rear end. What does this mean for sexual harassment?
A male humanoid robot touched a reporter’s rear end. What does this mean for sexual harassment?
Photo by DIEGO SÁNCHEZ on Unsplash
Lisa Martens
Mar 11
Ariana Grande’s Imagination Is Better Than Any Man.
Ariana Grande’s Imagination Is Better Than Any Man.
Something I hope she knows.
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Mar 11
Be happy for me.
Be happy for me.
Photo by Rosie Kerr on Unsplash
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Mar 9
The secret part of me that wants kids.
The secret part of me that wants kids.
Photo by Reproductive Health Supplies Coalition on Unsplash
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Mar 5
Layoffs Make Us Cold and Inhuman.
Layoffs Make Us Cold and Inhuman.
Photo by James Yarema on Unsplash
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Mar 4
Do Mentally Ill People Get To Abuse You?
Do Mentally Ill People Get To Abuse You?
Many of us have seen or heard of the Reesa Teesa series “Who TF Did I Marry” at this point. In a recent follow up, Reesa Teesa says she…
Lisa Martens
Feb 28
But he’s a good guy.
But he’s a good guy.
Photo by Volkan Olmez on Unsplash
Lisa Martens
Feb 25
Why Do We Need Abuse Stories Like “Who TF Did I Marry?”
Why Do We Need Abuse Stories Like “Who TF Did I Marry?”
If you aren’t chronically online, you may not have heard of Reesa Teesa’s now-viral series, “Who TF Did I Marry?”
Lisa Martens
Feb 23
How do I get my body to like my brain?
How do I get my body to like my brain?
Photo by Ashley Batz on Unsplash
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Feb 18
Capitalists and Sexists Ignore Intrinsic Motivation For Their Bad Arguments.
Capitalists and Sexists Ignore Intrinsic Motivation For Their Bad Arguments.
Photo by Tegan Mierle on Unsplash
Lisa Martens
Feb 10
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