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I Just Kinda Don’t Feel Like Masking My Autism Anymore.
I Just Kinda Don’t Feel Like Masking My Autism Anymore.
Unofficially autistic, currently incapable of pretending.
Welcoming Whatever Good You Have To Give Me
Welcoming Whatever Good You Have To Give Me
I’ve been skeptical and maybe a little doubtful. I’ve been judgmental and bold and more than a little crass. I’ve done a deal of roaring…
One-Liners From ChatGPBradshaw’s Column
One-Liners From ChatGPBradshaw’s Column
Maintenance and support are critical in every relationship. But I began to wonder: How do I bring up the water that cools my servers…
Here’s What Piecing Two Worlds Together Looks Like (In Steps)
Here’s What Piecing Two Worlds Together Looks Like (In Steps)
When I was a child, I had epilepsy. I had religious hallucinations, and throughout my tenure in grade school, I believed, at some point…
You Just Want To Be My Cat
You Just Want To Be My Cat
I know what you want and there’s absolutely nothing wrong with it.
Space Or Grace Space Or Grace Space Or Grace
Space Or Grace Space Or Grace Space Or Grace
This is the mantra I have been screaming to myself.
Sometimes Starting A Business Is An Anxiety Attack
Sometimes Starting A Business Is An Anxiety Attack
This is going to take a minute to explain, but trust me, it eventually makes sense.
(I Think You Might Be Anxious)
(I Think You Might Be Anxious)
(I have to whisper this. I think you might be anxious. I think you might be scared of the end of the world you thought you wanted. I think…
Latinos Are All Different (But It Doesn’t Matter When Someone Wants To Feed You To Alligators)
Latinos Are All Different (But It Doesn’t Matter When Someone Wants To Feed You To Alligators)
I’m Latina. I guess I look the way people “expect” Latinas to look. Tan skin. Birthmark on my cheek. Dark, long hair. Short in stature. Tig…
The Need To Lie To Your Mom Friends
The Need To Lie To Your Mom Friends
They tell you that you would be a great mom, and that your mom and grandma would probably love to help you. That’s when you need to lie to…
So Who Do You Want To Be Like?
So Who Do You Want To Be Like?
Well let’s settle in and take a look around, and decide—Who do you want to be like?
Al Is Really Upset Right Now.
Al Is Really Upset Right Now.
Support group for names that are aging like robots.
Who Decides What Breaks A Spell?
Who Decides What Breaks A Spell?
Who decides what breaks a spell? Is it a kiss, or a slain dragon, or hair cut with a sword?
A Generative AI Author Launches Their First Book
A Generative AI Author Launches Their First Book
Generative AI Author: I had this idea for a book. A man trains an army of pigeons to smuggle drugs for him, and is never caught, because…
Reflecting On The Trump Supporter I Identified Last Year
Reflecting On The Trump Supporter I Identified Last Year
I visited a man in the hospital, and ended up ID-ing him in the morgue.
Oh No. The Person Playing Music Without Headphones Is The Bus Driver.
Oh No. The Person Playing Music Without Headphones Is The Bus Driver.
Photo by Jack Lucas Smith on Unsplash
Is Generative AI Giving The Illusion of Productivity?
Is Generative AI Giving The Illusion of Productivity?
Photo by Andreas Klassen on Unsplash
When You Realize Grandmas Regret Having Kids
When You Realize Grandmas Regret Having Kids
Online, when the issue of childfree women comes up, you always have someone talking about how happy grandmothers were. Everyone used to…
Ladies, We Were ChatGPT For Men Before ChatGPT
Ladies, We Were ChatGPT For Men Before ChatGPT
On realizing my unpaid labor was never that special or serious.
Would You Take Care Of A Relative No One Else Spoke To?
Would You Take Care Of A Relative No One Else Spoke To?
A novel excerpt from “Like It Never Happened”
Is ChatGPT Already Sick Of Our Shit?
Is ChatGPT Already Sick Of Our Shit?
When a TikTok trend is really a cry for help