8 Haikus
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1 min readMar 14, 2017
High School Reunion
It’s so good to see
you and I have nothing in
common anymore
(Human) Nature
Such a serene and
peaceful place to build my new
luxury hotel
Road Trip
We’re gonna see the
country, eat steak, and ignore
my whiskey problem
Newly Sober
Now that I don’t drink,
I have so much time to be
super judgmental
Special Occasion Dining
Tonight, we have the
seared tuna with a side of
roasted bank account
Honest Job Interview
Why do I want this
job? I’m very passionate
about making rent
Your Apartment Neighbor
Three in the morning
is an ideal time to play
Smoke on the Water
2017
I feel like I am
naked without my phone to
drain me of my soul
