Become a Big Brain Writer By Crafting Killer First Lines

Dangle your wormy words to hook the reader

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I have a small penis. The size of my penis isn’t relevant to the rest of this piece, but it got your eyes to this word. And this one. Hopefully, it’ll carry you all the way to the end. That’s the power of a first line.




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Gunner Barrett

Gunner Barrett

Groovy Writer of Supple Words, LaserDisc Apologist, Grand Intellectual, Seer of Greasy Auras; Bots Welcome. Stories vaguely organized in my lists.

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