Never Show Your Face, Or Set Foot, in a Grocery Store That Sells Sex Toys

Clean up in aisle 4

How do you use this?

The Publix grocery store clerk asked me as she pulled her reading glasses higher up on her nose. She studied the fine print on the label as the line of waiting people grew.



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Lisa S. Gerard

Just doing my thing, letting you do yours. Be kind. It matters. Help break Mental Health stigma. Share a smile.