No, I Don’t Like ASMR Videos

There’s a name for that

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My friend loves ASMR videos. LOVES them.

He keeps sending them to me to “help me relax.” Well, they don’t. They creep me out.

I don’t like the sound of crunching, rustling, crumpling, spraying, or whispering into a microphone.