🍕 Tommy’s Pizza, Can I Help Ya? 🍕

Mike Kraus

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“Thank ya fer callin’ Tommy’s Pizza. This is Luke. How may I help ya?” This is the script. There’s breathing on the other end of the line and the crashing of a car chase on TV. “Tommy’s Pizza, can I help ya?”

“Uhhh… Hey… Ummm… Is this Tommy’s?” Seriously, I told you twice after you dialed the number and you have to ask?