25 Rules to Rule Your Boss
There are following tips to survive in this bitchy market competition for you & How to enjoy the corporate life like a Boss.
- Do only that work for which you are getting paid, neither more nor less.
2. Your fast delivery system can make you overload, & slow working speed can fire you. Be at medium pace delivery system.
3. When you have nothing to work, at least pretend.
4. Don’t try to be a friend or family with colleagues, be professional not emotional.
5. Don’t be rude, have a normal talk with everyone, sometimes you have to use them. Then how will you face them.
6. Take every holiday, vacation, perks, profit. Enjoy everything.
7. Do overtime only if you are getting paid or it can cause to lose your job.
8. Always have a new rocking excuse in advance, you don’t know when you need it.
9. Don’t have company’s id card in your neck like Dog’s necklace, they have already hired a marketing agency not you.
10. Don’t promote company in your social sites by updating where are you working, you aren’t getting paid for it.
11. When in trouble, be deaf & dumb. Be silent & act like idiot.
12. Don’t criticize anyone, you don’t know when you need them. Don’t do politics, if you wish to do then join any political party.
13. Don’t reveal your plan. It can harm you.
14. Relax, it’s 6 O’ Clock. No matter what is going on, You have to leave.
15. Switch off your phone after office timing, you also have your personal life.
16. If possible, don’t add office staff in your virtual social media, sometimes they can peep your activities. Oh, last Sunday you were at bar, So you took sick leave for it.
17. Be honest to yourself, not to your company.
18. You aren’t born just to do work, work is just a part of your life just to survival. So be happy & live life.
19. Don’t argue with Boss, whether he is right or not after all he is your Boss.
20. Don’t be on one side, be diplomatic. It will help you when something will go wrong.
21. Always do everything with proper written proof, oral orders sometimes can make fuss for you.
22. Ditch the company before they ditch you.
23. Relax, everything is fine, last mantra.
24. There is No Rule to Rule, it’s your attitude to deal with things.
25. Finally, don’t share this post to your boss. Hahaha
