Ask A Bitchface
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Ask A Bitchface

Baby Jesus, Where Was My Good Sense?

Did I leave my intelligence in my other handbag?

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Now, y’all already know I have been through more than my share of every day, run-of-the-mill, Fuckboys. I’m aware that my hotline is 1–800-FUCKBOY. I also know that it’s the running joke that I wouldn’t know a healthy relationship if it bit me square on my well toned ass.

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April Hawkins, Ask A Bitchface

April Hawkins, Ask A Bitchface

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Freelance writer, Poet basically since birth. Defender of dogs and underdogs, follow me on Substack: askabitchface@substack.com