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How Writing Professionally Is Like Being A Trap Queen

I’m telling you, the similarities are uncanny.

Catch me former trap queening, podcast and column

Bitchfaces, in case you’ve forgotten, I do funny best. It’s my greatest attribute, the fact that I could have fun at an insurance seminar. A funeral procession. Work.

These, my friends and the horrid bitches in the back row, are the things I’ve noticed about writing…




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April Hawkins, Ask A Bitchface

April Hawkins, Ask A Bitchface

Freelance writer, Poet basically since birth. Defender of dogs and underdogs, follow me on Substack:

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