Maybe I Should Consider Writing About Sex…

Yeah, there’s no fucking way I’m doing that.

April Hawkins, Ask A Bitchface
Ask A Bitchface
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2 min readDec 30, 2021

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Not A Sex Writer

I see a lot of ladies writing sex columns these days, and for a hot second, I thought about it.

Don’t worry, I remembered exactly why I don’t write about sex in about 2 seconds.

The shit they write about, though, what the fuck? I really don’t think I could write a…

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April Hawkins, Ask A Bitchface
Ask A Bitchface

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