Creative Ways to Pass the Time When You’re Stuck at Home

Offbeat, outside the box ideas to keep you entertained

Niki Marinis
Assemblage

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Katie Dutch — used with permission

Who doesn’t love a good old fashioned quarantine? A cold, the flu, pneumonia… I’ve had them all and they’re awful. What can be equally painful is missing out on parties and concerts, movies and comedy open mics. Ha! No one misses out on comedy open mics.

At least during this current worldwide health crisis, everything fun is shut down so no one is missing out on anything. What a relief! There’s a strange calm and peace inside me that feels like the opposite of anxiety. Weird.

A lot of people get bored almost immediately. They don’t understand or know what books are and proudly declare, “I don’t read”, while the rest of us are thrilled that, “…there was time now. There was all the time I needed!” like our bibliophile brother Burgess Meredith in that brilliant Twilight Zone episode, Time Enough at Last.

If you go home with somebody, and they don’t have books, don’t fuck ‘em! ― John Waters

So you’ve read all the books, binged most of the shows except that one your friend keeps bugging you to check out, your cat won’t play Clue with you, you’ve played Fallout 3 on all 5 Karma levels, you’ve baked the…

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Niki Marinis
Assemblage

Weird Girl, thrift store owl collector, heartbreaker, lush, aspiring adult. IG: DocJohnnyFever nikimarinis@gmail.com https://nikimarinis.medium.com/subscribe