Humor

The 5:00 a.m. Club is Bullsh*t

Robin Sharma, please stop already

Iva Ursano
Assemblage
Published in
4 min readJan 5, 2022

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Before I go on about this, and in case you haven’t heard of the 5 a.m. club, Robin Sharma started this (correct me if I’m wrong). He encourages people around the world to ‘get your ass outta bed at 5 a.m every morning and get shit done’.

Ok so he doesn’t say it quite like that but you get the idea. I kinda like Robin. I think out of all the personal gurus out there, he has the warmest energy and he seems sincere enough in my opinion. He’s also easy on the eyes.

So listen, I’m a night owl. Always have been, always will be. I’m getting better with old age but I still find myself laying in bed watching mindless YouTube videos til midnight. And I also really love my bed a lot.

I recently invested in a memory foam mattress topper and I have jersey sheets Everyone should own jersey sheets. Anyway, my point is, it’s hella fucking hard for me to get out of bed in the morning.

But I gotta tell ya, I had to try this 5 a.m club ridiculousness. Could I do it? Could I get my butt to bed early enough, get a good night sleep and rise with the roosters at 5?

I was gonna find out. I wanted to be just like all the other highly successful people and if it meant getting up at 5 then I was gonna…

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