Egg Bit

Friend: I’ll have the eggs.

Waitress: Organic?

Friend: Yes, I prefer organic.

Waitress: Me, too. Just the color, right? They’re so much-

Friend: Yes. Totally. Also I have a friend who raises chickens and will give me eggs. I have seen a lot of double yolks. I mean I feel bad, twins! But-

Waitress: Yeah, we see that, too.

Me: Well, I know a lot of chickens now are having chicks much later in life.

Friend:

Waitress:

Me: I swear that’s a funny bit.

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