Seventeen Things Women Shouldn’t Do During Their Moon Cycle

  1. Swim
  2. Wear white
  3. Eat salty snacks
  4. Act like such a bitch all the time
  5. Get dental work done
  6. Give your opinion
  7. Churn butter
  8. Smoke meats
  9. Watch a sad movie
  10. Vote
  11. Go outside at night
  12. Jump up and down
  13. Touch a fruit tree
  14. Hail Satan
  15. Shake hands
  16. Leave the house
  17. Tweet