Kindergarten Was The Best Dating App Ever

(We just didn’t know it at the time)

After sharing some dating stories with friends, one pal asked me, “You ever wonder if your problem is you’re too aggressive?”

Maybe it’s because I’ve watched too many Barbara Stanwyck movies or have been single too long, but I like to get to the point (after three dates: “Are you ever going to kiss me?”). I hate the delayed…