Ladies, It’s Time To Prepare For REAL “Hot Girl Summer” During an Oppressively Sweltering Heatwave! Follow These 46* Steps!
*Annoying, Tedious, And Sometimes Counterintuitive Steps
1- Shower. Again. Even though you already did this morning. After all, you did step outside once for seven minutes to let the dog out; therefore, you reek of dried-up sweat again.