The Rejection Hotline®

“Hello, this is NOT the person you were trying to call! You’ve reached The Rejection Hotline® …


NEW: Rejection Hotline 2.0 with TEXT-BACKS!?!

WHAT IS IT? The original Rejection Hotline® (created way back in 2001!) is a funny fake phone number to give out when you don’t want to give out your real number. Callers hear the humorous (world-famous!) Rejection Hotline recording informing them of your lack of interest. BACKGROUND: The original Rejection Hotline® and our 300+ other Humor Hotlines had a great run — 10+ years, 475 Million phone calls, etc. — but sh*t hit the fan in 2012 and we were forced to sell off the 2500+ phone numbers and shut down the company in 2013. HOWEVER, we are now making a comeback as part of “The Whatever Network!” — and many of our new Humor Hotlines phone numbers will have TEXT-BACK Auto-Replies!

P.S. We’re also going to be launching A LOT of new stuff (hopefully soon!) through some of our & teaching/training programs… You won’t like it all (and, admittedly, some of it is DUMB!), but hopefully you’ll like at least some of it…

New Stuff! First Look / Sneak Preview!

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