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Insults

What about this fellow?

The master of the literary insult:

Shakespeare Insult 1 — The Two Gentlemen of Verona

“Thou subtle, perjur’d, false, disloyal man!”

Shakespeare Insult 2 — As You Like It

“Thou art like a toad; ugly and venomous.”

Shakespeare Insult 3 — The Tempest

“Thine forward voice, now, is to speak well of thine friend; thine backward voice is to utter foul speeches and to detract.”

Shakespeare Insult 4 — Measure For Measure

“Thou art a flesh-monger, a fool and a coward.”

Shakespeare Insult 5 — All’s Well That Ends Well

“A most notable coward, an infinite and endless liar, an hourly promise breaker, the owner of no one good quality.”

Shakespeare Insult 6 — Cymbeline

“Thy tongue outvenoms all the worms of Nile.”

Shakespeare Insult 7 — Henry IV Part 2

“You scullion! You rampallian! You fustilarian! I’ll tickle your catastrophe!”

Shakespeare Insult 8 — All’s Well That Ends Well

“Methink’st thou art a general offence and every man should beat thee.”

Shakespeare Insult 9 — The Winter’s Tale

“My wife’s a hobby horse!”

Shakespeare Insult 10 — Troilus and Cressida

“Thou art as loathsome as a toad.”

Shakespeare Insult 11 — Macbeth

“Go, prick thy face, and over-red thy fear, Thou lily-liver’d boy.”

Shakespeare Insult 12 — Henry IV Part 1

“Thou clay-brained guts, thou knotty-pated fool, thou whoreson obscene greasy tallow-catch!”

Shakespeare Insult 13 — Henry IV Part 1

“That trunk of humours, that bolting-hutch of beastliness, that swollen parcel of dropsies, that huge bombard of sack, that stuffed cloak-bag of guts, that roasted Manningtree ox with pudding in his belly, that reverend vice, that grey Iniquity, that father ruffian, that vanity in years?”

Shakespeare Insult 14 — Henry IV Part 1

“You starvelling, you eel-skin, you dried neat’s-tongue, you bull’s-pizzle, you stock-fish–O for breath to utter what is like thee!-you tailor’s-yard, you sheath, you bow-case, you vile standing tuck!”

Shakespeare Insult 15 — Henry IV Part 1

“Peace, ye fat guts!”

Shakespeare Insult 16 — Henry V

“There’s no more faith in thee than in a stewed prune.”

Shakespeare Insult 17 — Richard III

“Thou poisonous bunch-back’d toad!”

Shakespeare Insult 18 — Richard III

“Thou art unfit for any place but hell.”

Shakespeare Insult 19 — Hamlet

“Thou are pigeon-liver’d and lack gall.”

Shakespeare Insult 20 — All’s Well That Ends Well

“Your virginity breeds mites, much like a cheese.”

Shakespeare Insult 21 — Henry V

“Thine face is not worth sunburning.”

Shakespeare Insult 22 — As You Like It

“Your brain is as dry as the remainder biscuit after voyage.”

Shakespeare Insult 23 — Henry IV Part 1

“You are as a candle, the better burnt out.”

Shakespeare Insult 24 — Hamlet

“If thou wilt needs marry, marry a fool; for wise men know well enough what monsters you make of them.”

Shakespeare Insult 25 — Measure For Measure

“Thy sin’s not accidental, but a trade.”

Shakespeare Insult 26 — All’s Well That Ends Well

“A most notable coward, an infinite and endless liar, an hourly promise breaker, the owner of no one good quality.”

Shakespeare Insult 27 — All’s Well That Ends Well

“Methink’st thou art a general offence and every man should beat thee.”

Shakespeare Insult 28 — The Taming Of The Shrew

“Come, come, you froward and unable worms!”

Shakespeare Insult 29 — Macbeth

“Thou cream faced loon”

Shakespeare Insult 30 — Henry IV Part 1

“Thou art as fat as butter.”