Photo: Mikhail Vasilyev, Unsplash

More Than Half of the Money and ALL of the Pussy

(Didn’t your mother teach you not to grab?)

My American ex-husband used to say this:

“I have no sympathy for women; they have more than half of the money and ALL of the pussy.”

Women control the purse strings of our economy.

Women control the purse strings of our economy. Photo: beautifulbags.dk

To women all over the world: Take back control.

Merrill Lynch investors portfolio’ed my friend’s fortune down the drain.

Wouldn’t she have had more fun frittering it away herself than letting a clean-shaven twenty-something in a suit lose it for her?

I urge women the world over to liquidate your assets now.

Photos: Griffin Keller, Patrick Schöpflin, Nithya Ramanujam, Unsplash

Your money is supporting the patriarchy and the god of shareholder value.

I suggest that you invest in Mila’s company or similar companies.

Putting your money where your mouth is can make all the difference.

Photos: Martina Misar-Tummeltshammer, Meghan Duthu, Yu Tang, unsplash

Enforce your own gender quotas in the companies in which your pension fund is investing. Or tell your fund manager you are withdrawing your money. It’s that simple.

Photos: I couldn’t resist including these mouth photos from Raphael Schaller and Umanoide, unsplash

Don’t leave the investing to Citibank/Merrill Lynch-types.

Women are better investors. Even Fortune Magazine says so:

Why women are better investors than men

Citibank fires Sallie for being a woman:

I Was Fired For Being a Woman, Sallie Krawcheck Tells Crowd

I realize that I am trying to cover too many topics in one post.

I’ll be back.

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