Clickbait Headlines of the Future
A Transgender Pansexual Cyber-Bullied This Unvaccinated Lesbian Into Baking a Cake for a White Privilege Party. You Won’t Believe What Happened Next.
The Slut-Shaming Revolutionary Guard Laughed When These Gender-Fluid Marines Stormed the Beach at Bandar Abbas… Until the Eco-Friendly Supporting Artillery Fire Left Them Speechless.
This Alternatively-Coordinated Single Mother Had the Perfect Response to Global Warming Skeptics Who Told Her Not to Breastfeed on the Pitcher’s Mound
The only thing these LGBTQIA C3PO impersonators wanted was an R2D2-themed group wedding free of GMOs. What they got was this.
You Won’t Believe What Happens When This Aggressive Bacteria Mutates Because Everyone Overuses Purell
This racist bellhop with a gluten allergy thought it would be funny to fat-shame an autistic panda. Its response was priceless.
Everyone ignored this open-air-domiciled man’s pleas for an economic stipend to assist with his chemical dependence — until he pulled out a tuba and blew their minds
These American Idol judges song-shamed her into silence. See how she’s fighting back on behalf of the tone-deaf and talentless.
This Comedian Made a Joke on Twitter. The Vicious Backlash he Suffered by an Angry Internet Mob Will Inspire You.
Millions Told This Cognitively Disabled, Thin-Follicled, Insecure Buffoon He Would Never Become President — But He Didn’t Let That Stop Him
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