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Florian D.

Florian D.

·Oct 10, 2021

Social media frenzy and the art of doing nothing.

ROK and Roll! (my adventures in the land of soju, kimchi, Taekwondo and Twice ❤) — If you take a few steps back and think about it, it’s kinda weird to see all these Instagramers and Tik-Tokers around the globe, doing lip-syncing videos. It’s so ridiculous and useless, yet super trendy. What a weird world we live in. If you look at it closely you realize…

Thoughts

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Social media frenzy and the art of doing nothing.
Social media frenzy and the art of doing nothing.

Florian D.

Florian D.

·Sep 5, 2021

Sunday morning gibberish in bed part 2.

ROK and Roll! (my adventures in the land of soju, kimchi, Taekwondo and Twice ❤) — What does really matter, what truly brings joy to your life? Sounds like a difficult question but is it? If we follow the 80/20 Pareto principle, it means 20% of what you’re doing in your life brings 80% of happiness. So what are those meaningful things, and why don’t you…

Dirty Realism

2 min read

Sunday morning gibberish in bed part 2.
Sunday morning gibberish in bed part 2.

Florian D.

Florian D.

·Aug 29, 2021

Sunday morning gibberish in bed.

ROK and Roll! (my adventures in the land of soju, kimchi, Taekwondo and Twice ❤) — It’s been almost a year since businesses in Seoul are closing freaking early in the evening (mostly 10 pm), but the government decided they were not fucking enough with the livelihood of people and the last 2 weeks, every restaurant and bar have to close at 9 pm. Obviously it’s…

Blog

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Sunday morning gibberish in bed.
Sunday morning gibberish in bed.

Florian D.

Florian D.

·Jul 12, 2021

Meaningless like a fart during hurricane season.

ROK and Roll! (my adventures in the land of soju, kimchi, Taekwondo and Twice ❤) — I came to a realization yesterday, as I saw the name of an acquaintance who committed suicide last month, was still on my Instagram followers list. No one will fucking remember me. I will eventually fade away like a fart during hurricane season. Think about it. Let’s go with a…

Blog

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Meaningless like a fart during hurricane season.
Meaningless like a fart during hurricane season.

Florian D.

Florian D.

·Apr 12, 2021

Mondays.

ROK and Roll! (my adventures in the land of soju, kimchi, Taekwondo and Twice ❤) — I had a weird confusing dream last night. I actually don’t remember much of it but there were lots of dead relatives in it, mostly people I disliked. Anyway, when I sat on the can this morning and looked at the Instagram story of one my buddy working out at…

Diary

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Mondays.
Mondays.

Florian D.

Florian D.

·Apr 5, 2021

We own the night.

ROK and Roll! (my adventures in the land of soju, kimchi, Taekwondo and Twice ❤) — Life is only worth living between 11 p.m. and 4 a.m. At the crossroads of nighttime aspirations and crack of dawn disappointments. It’s kind of sad in a way, but most people don’t have the strength to face social pressure and follow their own path when the sun is shining…

Diary

1 min read

We own the night.
We own the night.

Florian D.

Florian D.

·Mar 22, 2021

It’s ten p.m. Do you know where you are?

ROK and Roll! (my adventures in the land of soju, kimchi, Taekwondo and Twice ❤) — You’re not the kind of guy who would be standing in the middle of a street at this hour on a Monday, slightly drunk, confused, and frustrated. But here you are. And you’re not alone, you’re surrounded by noisy horny drunk people trying to put one foot in front of…

Diary

3 min read

It’s ten p.m. Do you know where you are?
It’s ten p.m. Do you know where you are?

Florian D.

Florian D.

·Feb 18, 2021

Cowabunga: Korean pizza or naked cuddles?

ROK and Roll! (my adventures in the land of soju, kimchi, Taekwondo and Twice ❤) — I have more than once found myself in situations where I had the luxury to pick my vice. Spending the night in underwear at home, eating a BL double cheese bacon pizza with cheese crust from Pizza Heaven while listening to Tim Ferriss podcast before falling into a well-deserved food coma. Or having a wild night with a lady, where tender caresses, butt slaps, intense kisses, sweat and cum would mix-up, while wet genitals would rub against each other following the rhythm of a soundtrack full of moans, groans, and dirty talks. Damn, I am suddenly horngry.

Dirty Realism

1 min read

Cowabunga: Korean pizza or naked cuddles?
Cowabunga: Korean pizza or naked cuddles?

Cowabunga: Korean pizza or naked cuddles?

ROK and Roll! (my adventures in the land of soju, kimchi, Taekwondo and Twice ❤)

I have more than once found myself in situations where I had the luxury to pick my vice. Spending the night in underwear at home, eating a BL double cheese bacon pizza with cheese crust from Pizza Heaven while listening to Tim Ferriss podcast before falling into a well-deserved food coma. Or having a wild night with a lady, where tender caresses, butt slaps, intense kisses, sweat and cum would mix-up, while wet genitals would rub against each other following the rhythm of a soundtrack full of moans, groans, and dirty talks. Damn, I am suddenly horngry.

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Florian D.

Florian D.

·Feb 13, 2021

Civilized, my ass.

ROK and Roll! (my adventures in the land of soju, kimchi, Taekwondo and Twice ❤) — In what kind of deviant world, we live in, where people treat their pets better than their fellow human beings, and don’t have an ounce of empathy or understanding for others, and where you get smashed for being honest, kind, and for sharing genuinely your thoughts and feelings by people…

Diary

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Civilized, my ass.
Civilized, my ass.

Florian D.

Florian D.

·Feb 8, 2021

Oh Ahjussi, my ahjussi.

ROK and Roll! (my adventures in the land of soju, kimchi, Taekwondo and Twice ❤) — Ahjussi (Korean men over 40) are pretentious entitled assholes. I could dig deeper and share so many stories about what happened to me or my friends in South Korea, but this morning while I was messaging a buddy of mine on Kakao, one specific anecdote suddenly came back to my…

Dirty Realism

2 min read

Oh Ahjussi, my ahjussi.
Oh Ahjussi, my ahjussi.
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🇫🇷 Parisian misfit & flâneur. I tend to puke my thoughts on my keyboard in the heat of the moment. instagram.com/parisianmisfit

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