This Is How You Play With A Child While Keeping Your Body Horizontally

Animals come to the rescue.

Photo by James Forbes on Unsplash

My toddler’s most annoying superpower is lying limp and quadrupling body weight.

You can’t move this child against his will, not even with the police.

Just thinkin’ about it turns me burgundy. Or it used to, for recently, I decided to learn from the…



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Adelina Vasile

Adelina Vasile

Aspiring toddler taming master, part-time (copy)writer. Hit me up at