I Won’t Be Going Back To Church

I never liked worshiping in a box, anyway.

If I die young, just set me on fire and be done with it.

I love my church, and the people who go to it; but I need to lore-dump on you right quick. Our music department was run for 10 years by a theater person with massive ideas. Ideas that would take our tiny little church choir to perform in Carnegie Hall and the Sydney Opera House. A theater soprano, myself, it was a good outlet for teenaged…