Religion is Like a Penis

It’s okay to have one, just don’t bring it out in public

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According to the Los Angeles Times, of the 178 runners who participated in the 1993 NCAA Track and Field Championships 10,000 meter race, only 5 ran the correct course — And they finished in the bottom five places.

The runners were following a course marked for them by the race officials, but near the…