The Ultimate Trump Christmas Gift Guide for True Believers
Celebrate The Second Coming of the Christ of Capitalism
Looking for the ideal Christmas gift for your Republican and Christian nationalist friends and relatives? Look no further!
After his stunning comeback against Kamala Harris, what better way to celebrate than with a piece of holy memorabilia that merges faith, patriotism, and… well, idolatry.
Behold: The Donald Trump and Jesus Christ Decorative Canvas Wall Hanging, now available on Amazon. Bound to be popular amongst 50.7% of the population. Here it is:
This 24 x 16-inch hanging features Donald Trump, backed by Jesus Christ, of course, standing proudly in front of the American flag. That’s right, the Holy Trinity — Trump, America, and Jesus Christ on one canvas print.
What a time to be alive!
It’s rare that you find both of the sons of God in one picture — two saviors for the price of one. And with Trump’s resurrection… err, I mean re-election, the timing couldn’t be better. Now that he’s back in office, why not cover your walls with a daily reminder of this…
