I Never Thought That I’d See These Two Stores Next To Each Other at a Mall
This power center had two very hilariously named stores on their own right next to each other; I’m sure that the developers had a sense of humor
So, I was in the suburbs of Buffalo today and saw something that I’d only previously joked about. I was wondering if two stores would ever be put next to each other for comic effect. I don’t know if that was the case in this instance but it certainly felt like it.
Which two stores do you think I could possibly be referring to? Well, the two stores are BJ’s Wholesale Club and Dick’s Sporting Goods.
Well, don’t believe me? Look it up or just look at the above picture that I took at the mall today when we passed by it. I couldn’t believe it. I couldn’t miss taking a picture of my own to keep of this. I take weird and dirty pictures of seemingly innocent things all the time.
Ask my partner, I even took a picture of a children’s play center in Chicago in the Lincoln Park neighborhood called Pickle’s Playhouse. The sign had a living pickle on it that looked not so pickly. It was so wrong but also so hilarious all at the same time. I couldn’t pass on the opportunity to highlight that by taking a picture of it.
It’s also like the time when I saw an Italian family’s name for a group of realtors with the very unfortunate name of looking like a male body part in their name and that’s also the name of the group that is still in business in Sacramento. I’ll just say that the name is the most obvious body part you would think I’m talking about on a man but with an Italian twist.
I would share the pictures I took with you but I don’t want to expose the name, literally. Anyway, back to the BJ’s and Dick’s. Yeah, that happened.
I wonder if anyone comes to that mall going into one asking for the other. Like, walking into Dick’s and asking how to get BJ’s and if the two stores work together or something like that. Or vice versa. I wouldn’t be able to handle that kind of question as an employee of either store. I would be way too immature about the situation and would even cackle at what I would think would always be a joke.
How could you not? Imagine getting a receipt from both in one shopping trip. That would be so Instagrammable. Anyway, all immaturity aside, you know that the people who developed this area had some sort of sense of humor similar to that as well. So, it doesn’t just make me the pervert here. Someone else intentionally did this and thought that it was a good idea.
UNRELATED LESSON (sort of): The best blow jobs aren’t only reserved for the back alleys, back rooms, and patios of gay bars. They can also be found in hair salons as well. Give your hairstylists some credit when they give you a nice blow job. Your hair will thank you. Also, I found out recently that spotted dick is another type of dick. Dicks are also great names for people named Richards. If your hairstylist is Richard, feel free to ask for the best blow job you’ve ever had from your personal Dick. You’re almost absolutely assured of receiving the “Royal Treatment” when you make sure your Dick is taken care of and given a great blow job. Anyway, the best way to ensure this is to tip with plenty of cash afterward. These workers mainly live off of the cash they receive from the services provided in their day-to-day job.
Get your mind out of the gutter, you filthy perverts. And have fun.
