Wanted: Oh See Dee EA
WANTED:
EXECUTIVE ASSISTANT TO MULTI-TASKING EXEC
Charm: Capable of enrapturing and inspiring coworkers, senior execs, international dignitaries, llamas, ocelots, infants, restaurant managers and parking lot attendants.
Attitude: Positive, tenacious, curious, fun, inviting, warm. No BS.
Qualities: MUST. LOVE. PRESSURE.
Time: You’re ready for game time anytime. 9–5 = 4.
Skills: Email badass and calendaring aficionado. Typo slayer. Judo travel planner, airline seat juggler. Capable of finding Bangladeshi Coffee in St. Louis, and familiar with how to tip in Moscow.
Disorders: Must love details so much you verge on OCD. Arachnophobia acceptable, but less advantageous.
Trust: You are a lockbox. Click.
Fun: Must know it, have it and be able to inspire it.
Compensation: Money. Insane amounts of vacation. Tax-advantageous savings programs. Government funded doctor’s visits. Free rims for your new glasses.
Let’s chat: davebalter at gmail
(this position is based in Boston, MA — and has been filled by the incomparable Kate Brigham)
