Wanted: Oh See Dee EA

Dave Balter
Aug 10, 2016 · 2 min read

WANTED:

EXECUTIVE ASSISTANT TO MULTI-TASKING EXEC

Charm: Capable of enrapturing and inspiring coworkers, senior execs, international dignitaries, llamas, ocelots, infants, restaurant managers and parking lot attendants.

Attitude: Positive, tenacious, curious, fun, inviting, warm. No BS.

Qualities: MUST. LOVE. PRESSURE.

Time: You’re ready for game time anytime. 9–5 = 4.

Skills: Email badass and calendaring aficionado. Typo slayer. Judo travel planner, airline seat juggler. Capable of finding Bangladeshi Coffee in St. Louis, and familiar with how to tip in Moscow.

Disorders: Must love details so much you verge on OCD. Arachnophobia acceptable, but less advantageous.

Trust: You are a lockbox. Click.

Fun: Must know it, have it and be able to inspire it.

Compensation: Money. Insane amounts of vacation. Tax-advantageous savings programs. Government funded doctor’s visits. Free rims for your new glasses.

Let’s chat: davebalter at gmail

(this position is based in Boston, MA — and has been filled by the incomparable Kate Brigham)

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