The Perfectly Perfect Analyst
Wanted: Perfectly Perfect Strategic Research Analyst
Background: 5+ years into the corporate workforce. In need of finding a culture that won’t feel like an acid bath. A mix of consulting and financial roles are your street cred.
Strategy: Fired up to go deep. You occasionally dream and often hallucinate about industry analysis. You wrote a book report on Good to Great before you were out of diapers.
Focus: What? Sorry, I was immersed in something.
Entrepreneurs: Their perspiration is your inspiration (you perspire only at the gym).
Conviction: Must have it, but without the jail time.
Badassery: Velvet gloves daintily tailored to fit your iron fists.
Writing: You pump out words like Corín Tellado with Hemingway’s “For Sale. Baby Shoes. Never Worn” as your guiding light. If you write like Faulkner, we’ll make you eat a keyboard.
Numbers: Quick, do this in your head: 1143 * √12 = .
Financial Analysis: You ride a spreadsheet to win the derby. P&Ls and Pivot Tables are snacks between coffee breaks.
Qualities: Smart, savvy, tenacious. Nice, but only on Tuesdays.
Humor: Relentless. Biting. Relative inability to be offended (except by Andy Dick).
Compensation: Money. Insane amounts of vacation. Tax-advantageous savings programs. Govt. funded doctor’s visits. Free rims for your new glasses.
Location: Boston. In the middle of a startup circus.
Let’s chat: dave at bzzagent dot com
[This position has been filled by the amazing Raphi Savitz. Thanks to everyone who applied!]
Like this post? Dammit, just ❤ below.
