eBay: DKNY Men’s Leather Pants I Unfortunately Own

My eBay ad that went viral in ‘04

Our SWAT Team Needs a Monkey

The Captain wants a Capuchin

My Porn Library

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•In Denial of Long-Term Consequences, Vol. 4

Why Native American Pizza Franchises Fail

by Man Who Hunts and Pecks

Global Humor Workshop: France

Otis Langmann once said “Humor is not universal” — a strange thing to say during a blimp crash, but absolutely true and insightful. Indeed, humor is not universal. Just like languages, traditions, or attitudes about walking around naked, humor is influenced by many factors…

Deposition of Lou Bagetta

Regarding Joe Gusto, the mob’s worst hit man.

The Deposition of Lou Bagetta

DEPOSITION BY LOU BAGETTA, WHO IS IMMORTAL, REGARDING JOE GUSTO, THE MOB’S WORST HIT-MAN.

Shakespeare Decides To Iron His Pants

Soon shall these wrinkles out.

Report to Shareholders from the CEO of Standing Outside The 14th Street Chase Bank Holding The Door for You Industries

MacGuffin’s Crime Prevention Tips

You too can avoid criminals and undermine their self esteem

Aelfred of Dunwoody Recalls a Viking Incursion at Wal-Mart, 848 AD.