Doo Doo Heads
By Steve Wardrip
Guess what to those older than me? I can say Doo Doo Head and I can smoke cigarettes. When you weren’t looking I kissed your boyfriend and I stole the battery out of your phone. HaHa! Doo Doo Head!
Guess what to those younger than me? I just swiped your raisins from your snack pack backpack and you didn’t even know, and no, I’m not giving them back. I will kick you in the shin bone and punch your nose with my fist if you so much as look at me wrong. I am super and you are pooper. Get it? Super… Pooper! HaHa! You are a Doo Doo HEAD TOO!
Now guess what if we are the same age? So what? Big deal. My Ma can whip your Ma, my Pa can whip your Pa and my dog is better than your dog. You are all a bunch of Doo Doo Heads anyway.
Stupid, dumb, poopy, doo doo heads! That’s all I guess. — katie
