The Undercover Band ‘TOUCH-U’

steve wardrip
Beat Vibe
Published in
5 min readAug 31, 2017
BEAT-VIBE MAGAZINE

Introducing:
“TOUCH-U”

Hailing from North Quisenberry in the borough of Ridgewood, the undercover ‘beat-vibe-band’ TOUCH-U emerged.

TOUCH-U is comprised of Thomas Benhoff, Ted Shumeorester, Dan Nemer, Shadwell Lossick and Benita Reynolds. Terry Lacefield was the business manager. Tom plays Bass, Ted on Lead Guitar, Dan, Drummer, Shadwell, Keyboards, Benita, Female Vocals. They all sing. They play a new music called Beat-Vibe. They are an undercover beat-vibe band.

TOUCH-U likes to get off the stage and play in the audience. They dance and sing, kneel and wail, jump up and down and sway back and forth. They groove to the music with the fans. They create a beat and they create a vibe. The TOUCH-U you in special ways, deep undercover, deep beats, deep vibes.

It’s a new kind of music you feel as much as you hear. BEAT-VIBE.

BEAT-VIBE MUSIC

*TOUCH-U*

BEAT-VIBE MAGAZINE

GET ‘TOUCHED’ Online at itunes, soundcloud and amazon.
Search TOUCH-U— Touched — The First Album
Be Touched
Touch Someone

TOUCH-U — Touched

SONGLIST

SONG #1 — Beat with my Grave Shovel
2. — Astrid, The Monday Girl
3. — Living In A Box
4. — Here, Take The Brake(I Can’t Stop)
5. — Suicide is Murder
SIDE TWO
6. — Unconditional Love
7. — After So Long, She Said So Long
8. — They Should Fear Me
9. — An Obligatory State of Mind
10. — Not Only Capable, Accomplished — NOCA

Tom Benhoff formed the band, TOUCH-U, when he dropped out of school at fourteen. He couldn’t even do simple math, but he could beat the hell out of that bass guitar. His brother had passed the hand-me-down P-Bass to him and his elder cousin had given it to him, originating in 1971 when purchased by Luther Tucker for the South Side Gospel and Southern Tabernacle Convention of 1972. Luther was the baddest gospel bass player this side of Tuscaloosa. Tom did it justice with his own style of thumping, slapping, stretching and beating with a percussive drive that permeated and solidified as a new music form, a new genre, if you will. Beat-Vibe.

Beat-Vibe soon caught on and members were selected for their contribution to the craft. Beat-Vibe was alive and well. It still is and it’s flourishing.

Certain places are known as home to Beat-Vibe. Coldwater, Mississippi is Beat-Vibe Central. Downtown next to the restaurant on the corner with the parking lot. In that parking lot is where it all started. Let’s say, you’ve never been to Coldwater, Mississippi, here is a little background in pictures.

If you haven’t picked up on the beat vibe by the second pic, you are not going to.

BVFC(bvfc) was the very first Beat-Vibe Band that originated out of Coldwater. They disbanded after a terrible gardening accident. They were working day jobs as landscapers and by night as a Beat-Vibe Band. Only the party people in town, the colorful people, the misfits, outcasts, black sheep of the family and the underworld, undercover types were attracted to Beat-Vibe Music at first. Now it has become mainstream beat-vibe, popular all over the world, particularly in the Philippines in Southeast Asia. You can go to any club there and they know Beat-Vibe well. They still play bvfc but TOUCH-U is everyone’s favorite new BEAT-VIBE band.

“TOUCH-U” in BEAT-VIBE MAGAZINE

The NEW HIT SONG BY “TOUCH-U”

Beat with my Grave Shovel

Written by Thomas Benhoff and Ted Shumeorester

You always said she was the smartest,
That I was silly, dumb and stupid,
You always bought her stuff,
I was told to go out and get lost, go play.

OKay! I’ll get lost and Play!
B-B-B-B-B-B-B
B-B-B-B-B-B-B
BEAT ME WITH MY GRAVE SHOVEL!
BEAT ME UNTIL I’M DEAD
BEAT ME DOWN INTO THE GROUND!
BEAT ME TIL I’M DEAD!
B-B-B-B-B-B-B
B-B-B-B-B-B-B

About the time sis started dating,
I joined in the beat-down band,
We took her boyfriend, stripped and beat him,
Laughed and slapped him with our hands.

B-B-B-B-B-B-B
B-B-B-B-B-B-B
WE BEAT YOU WITH YOUR GRAVE SHOVEL!
WE BEAT YOU UNTIL YOU’RE DEAD
WE BEAT YOU DOWN INTO THE GROUND
WE BEAT YOUR SILLY, DUMB AND STUPID HEAD!
B-B-B-B-B-B-B
B-B-B-B-B-B-B

Copyright2017- Thomas Benhoff, Ted Shumeorester

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steve wardrip
Beat Vibe

Writer of Rumors, Gossip, Lies and Dreams — Poet, Scallywag, Whippersnapper and Galactic Co-Pilot