An Evangelical family civil war goes ultra-viral
The Hart family really isn’t getting along
It’s like my favorite new T.V. show. An Evangelical family tears each other apart on social media. I watch as the Harts make viral videos, spilling facts and receipts.
There’s Madi Hart, a young blonde woman in Hollywood, trying to get a job as a screenwriter while doing stand-up comedy and social media videos. She posts her monologues about her family:
“I actually grew up super conservative and Christian. I grew up going to church four times a week. The first man to ever call me clingy was God. I gave my first ever blowjob in my childhood home, in the basement, in front of my mom’s framed picture of Ronald Reagan.”
Madi is is the “shocking” one. She tells the truth sometimes.
Madi is often talking about growing up Evangelical.
I like her bit about being a bisexual atheist going home for Thanksgiving. If they thought her soul was damned, she wondered, why wasn’t her family trying harder to ‘save’ her?
She goes on about it, sketching out the scene. The daughter trying to shock them. The family doing…