And Now A Limerick Thingy For General Relativity Scholars Out There!!!

A Catholic priest wanted a large congregation

To perform more spiritual salvation

So he drove almost light speed fast

And whadya know, it increased his Mass.

And now, this clever turn of phrase expressed in Math:

I will stop doing these infernal physics limerick when I get a call from Dr. Neil DeGrasse Tyson telling me that this is enough.