If You Have to Lie, Don’t Advertise.

Even donkeys don’t chase a carrot forever.

“What the large print giveth, the small print taketh away.” Tom Waits

Tom Waits hates liars and I do, too. He sued Frito-Lay for using a voice in a commercial that sounded an awful lot like him, not to mention a song that sounded a lot like his. He was awarded $2.3 million, and Frito-Lay was told to lay…