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Read This for a Chance To Win One Billion Dollars
You never know…
Reading the title, you knew it was utter BS, but couldn’t resist. I know I would have clicked. Don’t worry. According to the laws of statistics, you truly have a chance to win one billion dollars because there’s no such thing as an absolute zero.
Improbable scenario?
You leave a comment on this article, insulting the author for “wasting three minutes of your life you will never get back.” It creates an inexplicable bug in your operating system, a one-in-a-trillion bug that developers predicted but didn’t code for because it didn’t make economic sense. This bug sends an email to a secret electronic address that is usually only available to billionaires. It’s the Big Market email. Big Market knows before anyone else what’s going to happen in the stock markets because it controls them. Conspiracy theory? Maybe. But who would have thought billionaires could exist? Being on the list means you get all the best trades. Every day, you can 10x your portfolio. In less than a month, you will be a billionaire, one of the lucky few living like royalty, and, as the cherry on top, giving lessons to all the peasants for a seven-figure fee at conferences all around the world.
