A List Of Potential “Final Words” On My Deathbed

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She probed me.

Fuck it, I’m dead.

I have the deathliest boner right now.

I have to use the bathroom.

Dear death, my body is ready.

My ex wife has no idea how immortal I am.

If I’m not dead by nightfall, load two bullets in the chamber; just in case you miss.

The light I’m heading towards looks strangely like Gene Simmons.

I wonder how many bastards I’ve fathered.

Jenny, please put the knife down. Let nature finish her work.

I may be old but….

Memes. Memes are the answer to life.

Cliches had it right.

I am not the droid you’re looking for.

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